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Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Author: Dr. Abbie Normal

World-famous, beautiful, acerbic, opinionated and usually right, Dr. Abbie Normal dispenses logic, love, observations and mirthful merriment with biting sarcasm and irony in the best spirit of Marley in chains.
Panic as Starbucks Closes Stores
Christmas News

Panic as Starbucks Closes Stores

Dr. Abbie Normal

Panic broke out on social media channels and in groups dedicated to Christmas online over the pending closure of hundreds of Starbucks locations nationwide. With almost two months before the … Read More

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PC Police Cry Fowl over Christmas Dishtowel
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PC Police Cry Fowl over Christmas Dishtowel

Dr. Abbie Normal

Charleston, South Carolina is home to the latest violation of political correctness tied to Christmas. A gift shop there sold festive gift towel featuring a sprig of mistletoe with the … Read More

Make Christmas Great Again
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Make Christmas Great Again

Dr. Abbie Normal

There is a place called the Trump Store (of course) and it sells expensive stuff (no doubt), supposedly for the Trump Foundation (let me tell you). For sale is a … Read More

Mrs. Claus is…Not Nice
Christmas Media Christmas News

Mrs. Claus is…Not Nice

Dr. Abbie Normal

Okay, okay….so the British like their commercials to play like little movies. We don’t need them to make social statements. Behold the new ad from Marks and Spencer, which we … Read More

A Muppet Christmas Debate: Did Beaker Flip the Bird?
Christmas Media Weird News

A Muppet Christmas Debate: Did Beaker Flip the Bird?

Dr. Abbie Normal

Forget the great political debates raging these days. We’ve got a genuine Christmas mystery to solve and after more than a quarter century we’re still no closer to knowing the … Read More

Japan Hates Santa
Christmas Media

Japan Hates Santa

Dr. Abbie Normal

When it comes to Christmas and the happiness that Santa Claus brings the Japanese just aren’t drinking the kool-aid. According to an acclaimed “scientist” in Japan, there’s just no way … Read More

What is Offensive about Merry Christmas?
War on Christmas

What is Offensive about Merry Christmas?

Dr. Abbie Normal

Late last Christmas a restaurant owner in little Greeley, Colorado put up a billboard on the edge of town that simply said “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year”. The long … Read More

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Hallelujah, Pentatonix is Back for Christmas
Christmas Media

Hallelujah, Pentatonix is Back for Christmas

Dr. Abbie Normal

They are the image of screwed up Millennials. Sexually confused, woefully pierced and sporting all the right hipster hair styles. But they are uber, baby. Uber talented. Uber hot. And … Read More

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