Panic as Starbucks Closes Stores
Panic broke out on social media channels and in groups dedicated to Christmas online over the pending closure of hundreds of Starbucks locations nationwide. With almost two months before the … Read More
Author: Dr. Abbie Normal
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PC Police Cry Fowl over Christmas Dishtowel
Charleston, South Carolina is home to the latest violation of political correctness tied to Christmas. A gift shop there sold festive gift towel featuring a sprig of mistletoe with the … Read More
Make Christmas Great Again
There is a place called the Trump Store (of course) and it sells expensive stuff (no doubt), supposedly for the Trump Foundation (let me tell you). For sale is a … Read More
Mrs. Claus is…Not Nice
Okay, okay….so the British like their commercials to play like little movies. We don’t need them to make social statements. Behold the new ad from Marks and Spencer, which we … Read More
A Muppet Christmas Debate: Did Beaker Flip the Bird?
Forget the great political debates raging these days. We’ve got a genuine Christmas mystery to solve and after more than a quarter century we’re still no closer to knowing the … Read More
Japan Hates Santa
When it comes to Christmas and the happiness that Santa Claus brings the Japanese just aren’t drinking the kool-aid. According to an acclaimed “scientist” in Japan, there’s just no way … Read More
What is Offensive about Merry Christmas?
Late last Christmas a restaurant owner in little Greeley, Colorado put up a billboard on the edge of town that simply said “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year”. The long … Read More
Hallelujah, Pentatonix is Back for Christmas
They are the image of screwed up Millennials. Sexually confused, woefully pierced and sporting all the right hipster hair styles. But they are uber, baby. Uber talented. Uber hot. And … Read More