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Sunday, March 26, 2017

Put the Death Star at the Top of Your Tree


It’s a Star Wars Christmas and the evidence of that doesn’t get any strong than this new product available just in time for trimming your tree. No, it’s not a star that proclaims Peace on Earth. It is the Death Star — and we predict it will sell like crazy.

For $100 you can top your tree with the orb that glows either blue or red and plays ominous death marches rather than cheery Christmas tunes. No word yet on whether they have a model that lasers Imperial fighters that might be in the same room as your tree, but we’re sure it has to be a future option. The dang thing comes with its own remote control, for Pete’s sake.

Gotta have it? Get it here.

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About Chuck Dickins,

A Christmas purist with an enthusiastic style, sometimes almost poetic. Chuck is a master of Christmas storytelling with a keen eye for social history and a stickler for yuletide decorum, tradition and legend. Chuck writes on all holiday topics, usually with unbridled joy and unvarnished delight.