Author: HW Longfellow

A moody and tragic figure, Mr. Longfellow joins Christmas Weekly after a distinguished career in which he wrote "If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all". A wry observer of Christmas trends and controversies Longfellow tends to shine a light on the more negative aspects of the modern Christmas. But we know he's a purist at heart and actually waters his fake tree with great hope in his heart.

Office Christmas Party Trailer #2 Released

More people will see this trailer than will see this movie — Office Christmas Party. There are two reasons for that. First, like many trailers, this condenses the entire movie down to two minutes. Honestly, you’re not missing anything here […]

Santa Claus Surges in Latest Polls

Frustrated American voters are engaging in a write-in campaign hoping to elect Santa Claus as President of the United States. Recent polls in Florida, Ohio and especially in North Dakota show Santa surging with as much as 5% of the […]

Christmas Pringles

That headline is not a misprint, folks. Pringles — yes, the fake potato chip in a can — is coming out with a new holiday flavor called Sugar Cookie. This is officially a thing now. Given the widespread and wildly […]

Stuff You Didn’t Know About Christmas Vacation

Before the movie Elf came along Christmas Vacation was everyone’s favorite Christmas comedy. The 1989 John Hughes smash hit starring Chevy Chase made millions in the theaters and continues to pull in millions more though DVDs, downloads and cable re-runs. […]